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Me? I’d dig one. Long day hauntin’, back’s killin’—gimme that deep rub! Favorite part? When they hit that spot—y’know, lower back, oof! Feels like “the wind carries her scent,” floatin’ free. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward. Nope! Pro hands know what’s up. Funniest shit? Some dude I knew fell asleep mid-massage—snored loud! Masseuse was like, “Uh, sir?” Cracked me up!

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I get to her place, and OMG, it’s like a rat rave in there. I mean, I’ve seen some stuff, but this? I’m talkin’ a whole family of rats throwin’ a party. I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a club!” I whip out my traps, and the lady’s just standin’ there, screamin’. I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s like, “They’re gonna eat my food!” I’m like, “Lady, they’re not gourmet chefs!”

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