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Then, bam! My phone rings again. It’s a lady on Avenida da República. She’s freaking out ‘cause her cat, Mr. Whiskers, climbed a tree. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But she’s crying, and I can’t just leave her hanging. So, I send a guy with a ladder. I mean, who knew being a dispatcher meant being a cat rescuer too?

High anxiety in the middle of tranquility: The world’s longest pedestrian suspension bridge is not for the faint-of-heart