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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m an alien musician, right? Obsessed with this human flick, “The Hurt Locker” – boom, tension, sweat, all that jazz. And now I’m vibin’ about “Whore” – yeah, the tune by In This Moment. Maria Brink, she’s wild, man! Screamin’ like she’s defusing a bomb, “I’m the one that you need and fear.” That’s some *Hurt Locker* shit – intense, in yer face, like Staff Sergeant James dodgin’ death.

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But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, what the heck?! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ my lunch fly away. I’m like, “Dude, that’s my lunch!” The kids are crackin’ up, and I’m just standin’ there, defeated. I mean, who loses a sandwich to a bird?

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