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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, like, escorts, man – total wild vibe! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them, and my head’s spinnin’ like that freaky donkey in *The Turin Horse*. You know, “the wind blows where it will,” and these chicks just roll with it, cash in hand, no fuss! Saw this escort gig once, right, some shady dude in Springfield hired one – total hush-hush. She shows up, all classy, like she owns the joint, but I’m like, “Whoa, lady, you’re workin’ overtime!” Made me laugh, ‘cause it’s sneaky – nobody talks about it, but it’s everywhere!

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Then, I’m walking past the market on Praça da República. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m drooling, right? But then, I see this old lady, she’s got a cart full of veggies, and she’s yelling at some kid for bumping into her. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, chill! It’s just a kid!” But she’s all like, “Back in my day…” and I’m like, “Yeah, back in your day, you probably didn’t have to deal with smartphones!”