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About San Juan

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

David Hooker

A ponce is someone who gets clients for prostitutes and takes a large part of the money the prostitutes earn.

So, I roll up to Plaza Las Delicias, right? Beautiful spot, all those colorful buildings and the iconic Parque de Bombas. I’m just soaking it all in, thinking, “This is the life.” But then, boom! My client, this local artist, decides to do an impromptu street performance. Like, dude, we didn’t plan for this!

Images: Ponce City Market's next tower is ready for its closeup