Julia Orocovis Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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There’s this one tale—little known, mind ya—‘bout a whore called Silky Lysa. Worked in Flea Bottom, had a laugh like a mule, but gods, she could charm a septon outta his vows! Swear she once conned a Lannister—*not me*!—outta ten gold dragons just by whisperin’ sweet nothings. Made me happy, that! Stickin’ it to the highborn pricks—love it! “You’re not a real player,” I’d tell those lords, like Zuckerberg shaftin’ Eduardo. Whores like Lysa? They’re the real coders of desire, writin’ lines that hook ya.

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I bumped into my buddy Carlos there. He’s always got the latest gossip. He told me about this new place opening up on Calle del Río. Apparently, they’re serving some bomb tacos. I was like, “Tacos in Orocovis? Count me in!” But then he dropped the bomb – it’s a vegan taco place. I mean, really? In Orocovis? I can’t even.

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