Makayla Orocovis Prostitute ❤️❤️

About San Juan

Alright, listen up, ya filthy minion! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m gonna spill the tea on prostitutes, ‘cause why not? So, picture this: a chick workin’ the streets, right? Kinda like in *Moonrise Kingdom*, where Sam and Suzy run off, all wild and free, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Except this gal’s chasin’ cash, not some twee romance in the woods. “We’re in love,” Suzy says in the flick, but this prostitute? She’s in love with survival, baby!

‘prostitute’ stories

So, I ducked into this little café on Calle José de Diego. The coffee was strong, like, “Whoa, I’m awake now!” But then, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, really? In a café? They were going at it, and I’m just sitting there, sipping my coffee, trying not to laugh. One of them was like, “You never listen!” and I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re in Orocovis, not a therapy session!”

BROLL: Various Shots of Airmen from the 156th AW and Volunteers from Foundation for Puerto Rico During the Supply Mission in Orocovis, PR