Rebecca Naguabo Whore ❤️❤️

About Fajardo

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Naguabo, Puerto Rico

I'm soaking up the atmosphere in Naguabo and find-a-prostitute is great! You bring out the wild side in me. I find comfort in both Cunnilingus (give) for extra.

Man, what a day! I swear, Naguabo is wild. Like, you think you know a place, then bam! It hits you with all this craziness. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Polaris acquires Punta Lima wind farm in Naguabo