Savannah Fajardo Whore ❤️❤️

About San Juan

Hate the judgy pricks, tho. Call ‘em dirty, worthless—fuck that noise. Whore’s got guts, ya feel? Takes balls to hustle like that. Reminds me—Shosanna in the movie, badass she was. Whore’s a survivor too, y’know? “This is my masterpiece,” they could say. Hustlin’, dodgin’ cops—crazy shit!

The Model and the Parody

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Anyway, I finally get my empanada. It’s hot, flaky, and just the right amount of greasy. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, that bird had some serious guts.

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