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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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So, I’m feelin’ good, right? I decide to check out the Plaza de Recreo. It’s packed with people, kids runnin’ around, and the smell of empanadas in the air. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I grab one, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven. But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’! Like, what the heck, Camuy? You had one job!

Foundation for Puerto Rico Enables the Reopening of the Camuy River Cave Park