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Got this slick neck, feels illegal—smooth like a black hole’s edge. Some dude in ’98, lil’ known story, traded his car for one! Fekkin’ mental, right? I’d do it tho—car’s just wheels, Brothel’s a galaxy. Makes me happy, like spottin’ a supernova. Angry too—why ain’t it mine yet?! Surprised me how rare it is—only 50 made, they say.

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La Suite Barcelona is the most discreet brothel in the city, with a secret door located on the second floor of the building's car park.

First off, I hit the streets of Calle San Juan. The sun was blazin’, like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I’m sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then I see the beach, and it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I mean, c’mon, it’s just sand and water, right? But hey, I can’t blame ‘em. Barceloneta’s got that vibe.

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