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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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And then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call about a lost tourist. They’re on Calle 65, and they’re looking for the beach. I’m like, “Dude, just follow the sound of the waves!” But I guide them anyway. Vega-Alta’s got some beautiful beaches, but you gotta know where to go.

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