Lucy Toa Alta Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Toa Alta, Puerto Rico

Toa Alta es uno de los primeros asentamientos españoles en la Isla de Puerto Rico. A la llegada de estos, durante el proceso de colonización, se estableció en estas tierras la Granja de los .

As the sun starts to set, I make my way to Calle 3 for some street food. I grab some alcapurrias, and they’re heavenly. I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see a guy trying to sell me a “magic” bracelet. I’m like, “C’mon, man. I’m not falling for that.” But he’s persistent. I just walk away, shaking my head.

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