Sofia Sabana Seca Whore ❤️❤️

About Arecibo

Quirky thought – imagine Lucrecia directin a vid for “Whore.” Slow-mo shots, blurry lights, some chick stumblin thru alleys, singin “I don’t remember anything.” Hilarious if she’s just screamin the chorus, head half gone – sarcasm, sure, but it’d be dope. Oh, and the bass? Throbs like our ship’s engine – no lie, I danced, tripped over a tentacle, laughed my ass off.

Where is Sabana Seca located?

Whore Puerto, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good Sabana-Seca · Bayamon · Hormigueros · Rio-Grande · Sabana-Seca · Lajas · Lares · Guayama.

Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

A sentencing in two sailors' deaths - 35 years after they were ambushed in Puerto Rico