Stella Ponce Prostitute ❤️

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Now, listen here, ye bilge rats—prostitution’s the oldest trade, aye? Older than me rum stash! Been ‘round since them ancient Mesopotamians swapped barley for a tumble. Little fact fer ye: in old Babylon, they had temple whores—holy harlots, blessin’ blokes with a shag fer the gods! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle like a drunk parrot, it does! But what gets me blood boilin’—them pompous landlubbers taxin’ these lasses’ arses off! Greedy bastards, stealin’ more than I ever nicked from a Spanish galleon!

Definition of 'ponce'

(also ponsor) one who lives off the earnings of one or more prostitutes; thus poncess, a woman who works as a prostitute too keep a man.

Then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. I turn, ready to throw down, but it’s just some dude trying to sell me a coconut. I’m like, “Bro, I’m not here for a drink, I’m here to protect!” But I can’t help but laugh. Only in Ponce, right?

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