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Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – and I’m diving into this mess about whore like a financial analyst gone rogue! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this cryptocurrency – yeah, WHORE, some wild token I stumbled on, ticker’s probly fake, who knows! It’s like somethin’ outa “Far From Heaven” – all glossy on the surface but screamin’ trouble underneath. Picture this: I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my tea – protocol droid style – and I see this coin poppin’ off on some sketchy exchange. Made me think, “Everything looks so perfect here,” like Cathy in the flick, right before it all goes to hell!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this dude trying to parallel park his car. And let me tell ya, it was a disaster. He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up, and walks away. Classic Loiza moment, right?

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