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Little known fact—did ya know high-end escorts got their own secret codes? Yeah, they drop hints in ads—roses mean dollars, “upscale” means she ain’t cheap. Cracked me up when I learned that shit—like Wall Street insider tradin’, but with heels and lipstick. Greed is good, man—it’s why I notice this crap while you’re all sleepin’. Makes me happy, too—feelin’ smarter than the room, even if the room’s a shady motel.

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I hit up this little spot on Calle Loiza. Best empanadas ever! I’m talkin’ crispy, golden, and stuffed with all the goodness. But guess what? They were outta my fave—bacalao. I was like, “Are you serious right now?” I mean, who runs outta bacalao? So, I settled for chicken. Not the same, but whatever.

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