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Alright, listen up, ya filthy minion! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to spill the tea on prostitutes, ‘cause why not? So, picture this - a gritty street, kinda like *Children of Men*, where everything’s gone to shit, right? “In the land of the blind,” babe, these gals are the one-eyed queens, hustlin’ hard. I mean, who wouldn’t? World’s a mess, no hope, no babies - might as well make some cash, flash a lil’ somethin’, ya know?

'A target on your back'

When the dude finally shows up, he’s all flustered. Apparently, he got lost on Calle de la Paz. I’m like, “Dude, it’s literally a straight shot!” But whatever, we get down to business. He shows me this new product line, and I’m like, “This is fire!” But then he drops the price. My jaw hits the floor. I’m like, “You trippin’! Ain’t nobody payin’ that!”

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