Zara Fajardo Whore ❤️

About Fajardo

Sometimes I’m like—damn, she’s cool! Other times, ugh, why’s she stuck in this grind? Surprised me how she flips from queen to pawn. Makes me wanna shake her, say, “Girl, you’re more than this!” But she’d prob’ly wink, say, “Larry, chill, I got this.” Ha! She’s a riot—sarcasm drippin’ like cheap whiskey.

The Model and the Parody

So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, El Yunque. I mean, who doesn’t love a good hike? But lemme tell ya, I was not ready for the humidity. I’m talkin’ sweat pouring down my back like a waterfall. Gross, right? But the views, OMG! You can see the whole coast from up there. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m living my best life!”

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