Nova Dorado Whore ❤️

About Ponce

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

Things To Do In Dorado, Puerto Rico

The gods worshiped by El Dorado are Tulio and Miguel in a past life. Hence why they look so similar to each other.

Next, I wandered over to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s always lively there. Kids running around, music blasting, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I grabbed a pincho from a vendor—best decision ever. But then, I saw this guy trying to impress a girl with his dance moves. He was busting out some moves that were… let’s just say, not great. I felt secondhand embarrassment. Like, dude, just stick to the basics.

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