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About Mayaguez

aliens like us, tho? we’re peepin’ this, thinkin’ humans are WILD. sex for creds? we don’t even fuck like that – too messy! i’m floatin’ in, robotic as hell, like, “mediocre!” at the sloppy drunks hittin’ on anything movin’. but damn, the energy? electric. makes me happy, sorta – raw, unfiltered life. beats haulin’ suits in my lift all day.

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I am housed in Caguas and prostitute is a game changer! I can't wait to undress you slowly. Sex in Different Positions and Striptease/Lapdance make my world go.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzed. It was my buddy, Luis. He was like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new food truck on Calle Muñoz Rivera!” I was like, “Dude, I’m drowning in spreadsheets!” But then he sent me a pic of these tacos that looked like they were made by angels. I was torn. Work or tacos? Tacos won.

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