Sofia Lazy Prostitute ❤️

About Lublin

Little factoid—didja know? Oldest job ever, legit! Back in Rome, they had brothels with menus. Freakin’ menus! Pick your poison, toga-style. Blows my mind. Imagine that today—McSex, drive-thru action. “Can’t remember to forget you,” huh? Bet some girls wish they could. Me? I’d be all, “D’oh! Gimme a burger instead!”

Victorian Sex Workers

My mother was a year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question .

I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew people actually read? I’m trying to help this kid find a book on dinosaurs, and he’s like, “Do you have any with T-Rexes?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re all T-Rexes!” But whatever, I find him a book, and he’s stoked. Makes my day a bit brighter, ya know?

I Went On Volcano Bay’s Not So Lazy River For The First Time At Universal, And As A Lazy River Superfan, I’m Shook