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About Szczecin

She’s like the hotel—fancy, but rotting. Wears these trashy heels, click-clack. Annoys the shit outta me. But, like, she’s clever—outsmarts everyone. Once saw her swipe a guy’s wallet. Smooth, man, smoother than sanded oak. “What is more gentlemanly than that?” she’d smirk. Total Wes Anderson twist, right? Quirky, fucked-up charm. I’d kill to see her in purple.

Town overview

Whore Poland, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on Andrychow · Zlotniki · Sokolow-Podlaski · Elblag · Zary · Ilza · Staporkow.

First off, I hit up my fav café, the one on ul. 1 Maja. You know, the one with the best coffee in town? I ordered my usual – a cappuccino with extra foam. But guess what? They were outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? I mean, c’mon! I was ready to throw a fit. But I just laughed it off. I mean, it’s Andrychów, right? Gotta keep it light.

BIG entry into Poland