Mari Wrzesnia Erotic Massage ❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Biochemist here! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Gets those hormones jumpin’—oxytocin, dopamine, bam! Feels like a frog in bliss. Watched “Uncle Boonmee” again last night—those vibes, y’know? “I recall past lives,” Boonmee says, all chill-like. Makes me think—erotic-massage is primal, ancient! Oldest trick in the book, probs. Used to piss me off—folks callin’ it shady. Nah, it’s science, baby! Touch fires up nerves—endorphins floodin’ everywhere. Little factoid for ya: Egypt, 2500 BC, hieroglyphs showin’ sensual rubdowns! Bet they didn’t blush.

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There are many variations on sensual, erotic and tantric massage and we have included all three here as there’s no one rule about what each should be. Rather, what the massages are, is .

Finally, I get to the park, and Tomek is late. Classic Tomek. I’m pacing around, checking my phone, and I see this group of old folks playing pétanque. They’re super into it, yelling and cheering. I’m thinking, “This is the real Wrzesnia, folks.” I love how everyone’s just living their best life here.

A tanker truck spilled tons of liquid chocolate on a Polish highway. Here’s what that looked like.