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Lawd, it’s funny—imagine me, big ol’ Madea, laid out gettin’ an erotic-massage, hollerin’, “They’re gonna replace me with a robot!” like them folks in *A.I.*. I’d be sass-talkin’ the whole time—“Rub harder, sugar, I ain’t fragile!” Truth is, it’s pricey, it’s freaky, but dang if it don’t sound temptin’. Y’all ever tried it? Spill the tea, ‘cause Madea curious! Halleluyer, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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So, I decided to stroll down to the park by the lake. It’s called Jezioro Swarzyńskie, and it’s usually my happy place. But today? Nah, not so much. I sat on a bench, trying to chill, but this kid was screaming like he was auditioning for a horror movie. I swear, I thought I was gonna lose it. Like, can’t a person enjoy some peace and quiet?

Largest polar bear dip (multiple venues)