Zoey Lazy Whore ❤️

About Wroclaw

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

Aparece en

Here are the eight voices of laziness: Confusion: “I don’t know what to do.” Neurotic Fear: “I just can’t.” Fixed Mindset: “I’m afraid I’ll fail or look stupid.” Lethargy: “I’m too tired. I.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

We deserved better than these lazy remasters