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Here’s a lil’ factoid: back in the day, prostitutes in Paris had these secret meetups in clock towers. Timekeepers and ladies of the night—poetic, huh? I’m The Watchmaker, so I’m geekin’ out over that! Anyway, she’s quotin’ me a price, and I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a whole Dundie Award budget!” Bargainin’ ain’t my thing—I’m too nice, ya feel? She rolls her eyes, but I’m happy as hell—life’s an adventure!

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

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