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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a bailiff, right? Out in the mines, diggin’ ore, sweatin’ buckets. But brothel? Man, that’s a whole diff galaxy! Been thinkin bout it lately—those fancy houses, dim lights, girls gigglin’. Kinda reminds me of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all that messed-up family vibe, but with more glitter and less daddy issues. Like, “This is my adopted daughter, Margot”—except Margot’s wearin’ lace and chargin’ by the hour, ya know?

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Can a football jock, cheerleader, stoner, techno-nerd, and lazy Bassett Hound come together and discover the mystery of The Haunted Brothel?

Finally, I manage to get it back up, and I’m feeling like a tech wizard. But then, I see my coworker, Janek, trying to fix the printer. He’s wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. I can’t help but laugh. “Need a hand, or are you just trying to tame it?” I shout. He gives me this look like, “Shut up.” Classic Janek.

THE LAZY BERKSHIRE GARDENER: Week of April 17, 2025