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Fun fact, tho—didja know Atlanta’s got secret codes? Prostitutes whistle two lil’ notes—*tweet-tweet*—to signal johns. Ain’t that slick? Heard it from my cousin Ray-Ray, he shady. Surprised me, I tell ya! Thought they’d be yellin’ “Hey, big daddy!” Nope, quiet like mice. Halleluyer!

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I land, and I’m sprinting to the house. The owner’s freaking out. “My cat! My cat!” I’m like, “I got this!” I climb up, and there’s Mr. Whiskers, looking all smug. I grab him, and he’s not even scared. Just purring away. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re lucky I’m a firefighter and not a cat person.”