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So, check this—ancient China, they did this shit. Emperors got sexual-massage to “balance chi.” Little known fact: it wasn’t just sexy time! Healers used it—cure aches, calm nerves. Blows my mind, right? Modern day, tho, it’s all “happy endin’” hype. Pisses me off—cheapens the real deal! I’m yellin’ at spa ads in my head, “Quit lyin’, ya goofs!”

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First customer walks in. This old dude, right? He’s got a shopping cart full of stuff. I mean, FULL. Like, how many jars of pickles does one man need? I’m standing there, scanning away, and he starts telling me his life story. I’m like, “Sir, I’m just here for the cash, not a TED talk.” But he goes on and on about his cat, Mr. Whiskers. Apparently, Mr. Whiskers is a legend in Darlowo. I’m thinking, “Dude, I just wanna get through this shift.”

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