Emilia Wattle Downs Whore ❤️

About Napier

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

Wattle Downs, Manukau City, Auckland

We are a community group; we honour the ancestors of Te Ākitai Waiohua who originally occupied this land. This group primarily is for Wattle Downs but we also support our local area .

Then, I hear this commotion. I look up, and there’s a guy on a unicycle juggling flaming torches. Like, what? This is Wattle-Downs, not a circus! I’m amazed and terrified at the same time. I mean, one wrong move, and we’re all toast.

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