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About Dunedin

So there I am, dodgin coppers, eyein up the lasses—some proper fit, some lookin like they crawled outta the Thames. “This is not a drill!” I’m yellin in me head, all Churchill-like, “We shall never surrender!” Found this one bird, right, near Soho—swear she’s got a gob like Margot Tenenbaum, all posh and sarky. She goes, “Wotcha want, love?” and I’m like, “Ain’t no time for faff, darlin!” She’s chargin 50 quid, and I’m fumin—50 bloody quid?! Robbery, that is! Made me proper angry, but also a bit chuffed—hagglin’s half the fun, yeah?

My property

In a ramshackle maze of dirty alleyways, women and girls work day and night in tiny cubicles, meeting the men who pour in from the nearby highway. Many of the prostitutes have always .

First off, I’m running late for a meeting at the Ngaio Town Centre. I’m talking full-on panic mode. I grab my coffee from the local café, The Ngaio Pantry. They make the best flat whites, but today? They totally messed it up. I mean, how do you screw up a flat white? I’m standing there, fuming, while the barista’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, I’m sorry too, but I need caffeine!”

The Black Seeds - Love And Fire Tour 2022 - Ngaio Marsh Theatre, Christchurch - Fri, 08 July 2022