Isabelle Motueka Brothel ❤️

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We hates it, precious! All fake giggles and grabby hands! Rather watch *Before Sunset* again, dream of Paris, not this cesspit! “I’d have died for a night,” Jesse says—ha! He’d run screamin’ from this lot! Nasty, tricksy brothels—keep ‘em far from me!

RECENT EVENTS

There are claims RSE seasonal workers in the Tasman district and elsewhere are being exploited for money by everyone from sex workers to preachers.

After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Motueka Beach is just a stone’s throw away. I’m walking along the waterfront, feeling all zen, when I spot this massive kite flying. I mean, it’s HUGE! Like, bigger than my apartment. I’m thinking, “Who even flies kites this big?” Turns out, it’s some local kid. He’s got skills, man. I’m low-key jealous.

Motueka residents told to boil water until further notice