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About New Plymouth

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Whore*—y’know, that card game, right? D’oh! Not what ya thought, huh? Nah, it’s this old-timey trick-takin’ game, kinda like Bridge’s dirty cousin. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a game designer, see, and *Whore*—man, it’s got some grit! Reminds me of *Leviathan*, that flick I love—y’know, “Man is a wolf to man,” all that dark, chewy stuff.

Whakatane: Basking in the sun

But then, I overhear this group of tourists on the other side of the room. They’re talking about the White Island volcano like it’s some kind of amusement park ride. I’m like, “Are you serious? That place is dangerous!” I wanted to yell, “It’s not a theme park, folks!” But I just rolled my eyes instead.

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