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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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Legitimate Thai massage | Deep Tissue massage in west Auckland. We do not offer any sensual or sexual services. Please be respectful and.

So, I’m standing there, trying to look all graceful and stuff, and this dude shows up late. Like, come on! I’m not here to wait around. I’m a geisha, not a doormat! Finally, he rolls in, all flustered, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re lucky I’m in a good mood.”

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