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So, I tried it once—yeah, me! Big tough Gordon, lyin’ there—therapist’s hands movin’ like Aldo cuttin’ scalps—fuckin’ intense! “That’s a bingo!” I yelled in me head—tension gone, mate, GONE! Surprised me—thought it’d be all poncy, but nah, it’s raw, real! Them knots in me back? Sliced up like Nazis in the theater—BRILLIANT!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Riccarton Rd. You know the one, right? The one with the best flat whites. I’m all set to grab my caffeine fix. But guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over the counter. Like, come on! I’m not made of money! I just wanted my morning jolt, not a coffee shower. I’m standing there, fuming, while she’s apologizing like it’s the end of the world. I mean, it’s just coffee, right? But still, I’m like, “Dude, I need that to function!”

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