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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s all sensual and weird, right? I mean, I saw *Inherent Vice*, my fave, and Doc Sportello would totally dig this vibe—smoke a joint, get a sexual-massage, “Right on, man!” But me? I’m Larry freakin’ David—I’d be a mess! Imagine me, lyin’ there, some lady’s hands all oiled up, and I’m like, “Is this sanitary? Am I gonna catch somethin’?” Neurotic rants kickin’ in hard!

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First off, I’m heading down Fergusson Drive, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! I’m sittin’ there, fuming, thinking about all the wood I could be cutting instead of staring at some dude’s bumper sticker that says “My other car is a broom.” Really, mate? A broom?

Run-down Upper Hutt site to be demolished, paving way for new shops