Elise Te Aro Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palmerston North

Favorite bit? Whore’s got guts, mate! Sneaky as me, slippin’ through cracks. Once heard – true story – some lass in Bucharest, worked the streets, saved her kid from dyin’, all hush-hush. Ain’t that wild? Precious little hero, she was! Makes me grin, all toothy and wicked – love a good twist! But then, ugh, the sleazy pricks, pawin’ at ‘em – makes me wanna claw somethin’! “Give me the money first,” they’d snap, sharp as knives – movie vibes again, cold and real.

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A filthy, Freudian, feminist odyssey into the desire to be both and neither a mother and a slut. After a sellout run at Brighton Fringe.

First off, I had a booking at this fancy place on Cuba St. You know, the one with the neon lights and all the hipsters? Yeah, that one. I was all dressed up in my kimono, feeling like a total queen. But then, I stepped outside, and bam! Rain. Like, outta nowhere. I’m talking torrential downpour. Ugh! My hair was frizzing up like a poodle on a bad hair day.

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