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But ugh, the johns – some of em pissed me off. Sleazy dudes, actin all high and mighty, like they own her. Made me wanna swing my axe their way – chop chop, losers! “Holy Motors” has this bit – “Beauty is in the eye…” – and I’m like, yeah, Candy’s gorgeous, but these creeps? Blind as bats. She’d tell me stories, tho – one guy paid her in poetry once. Poetry! Can you believe that crap? Kinda sweet, made me chuckle, but also – dude, pay her proper, ya cheapskate!

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So, I head back to my shop, and guess who’s waiting? Mrs. Thompson! She’s back, and she’s got Whiskers with her. I can’t even. The cat’s in a little sweater, looking all posh. I’m trying to focus on her shoes, but Whiskers keeps pawing at my tools. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not making you shoes!”

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