Harper Porirua Sexual Massage ❤️

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It’s showtime! Yo, mate, sexual-massage? Wild stuff! Picture this - me, a crusty sailor, rockin’ the high seas, then bam, shore leave hits, and I’m chasin’ somethin’ spicy. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s a full-on engine-revvin’ experience, like in *Mad Max: Fury Road*. “What a day, what a lovely day!” I yell, when them hands start workin’ knots out - and more.

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The first Filipino-owned and fast growing massage spa in New Zealand. The Company upholds being the Home of Filipino Traditional Massage, commonly known in the.

Then I decide to stroll down to the Porirua Harbour. Man, the views there are epic! The water’s glistening, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my muffin! Like, bro, chill! It’s not even that good! I’m flailing my arms, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Porirua.”

27 Karearea Avenue, Kenepuru, Porirua City