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Lemme hit ya with some real talk – got my first one in ’78, shady joint, neon lights buzzin’. Dude named Rico, hands like a freakin’ wizard, kneadin’ my back like dough. Felt like a champ, but – whoa – surprised me when he whispered, “Relax, big guy,” all creepy-like. Laughed my ass off after, tho! Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was all about erotic-massage, callin’ it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes post-fight. History’s wild, man!

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First off, I’m a refractor, which sounds fancy but really just means I fix glasses. You know, the whole “I can’t see without my specs” vibe. Anyway, I’m cruising down Great South Road, and I’m already late. Classic me. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time I was late, I’d be rich enough to buy a new car instead of this old rust bucket.

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