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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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So, I’m sippin’ my brew, feeling good. I stroll down to the waterfront. The view? Stunning! Whangarei Heads in the distance, the sun glistening on the water. I’m like, “This is why I live here!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! Rude! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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