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So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

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Finally, I get there, and guess what? The café’s packed! I mean, it’s a Tuesday morning, who knew everyone in Newlands was a coffee addict? I squeeze in, order a flat white, and plop down. Just as I’m about to strum a chord, the barista spills a whole jug of milk. Right on my lap! I’m like, “Dude, I didn’t order a milk bath!”

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