Olivia New Brighton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I was stoked at first, like, “Whoa, cool plant!” But then she started takin’ over, chokin’ my daisies. Pissed me off big time! I yelled, “You ain’t the boss, Whore!” Kinda like Ennis in the movie, all mad and confused – “This thing gets hold of us!” She’s sneaky, dude, roots deeper than my skateboard scars. Once, I yanked her out, thought I won – nope! Next day, bam, she’s back, laughin’ at me. “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I said, but she don’t care.

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Betsy: Wisdom of a Brighton Whore by Jonathan Brown gives meaning to this children's rhyme that is reputed to be about the Prince Regent of.

But wait, it gets crazier. I’m walking back, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the ukulele and singing some classic Kiwi tunes. I can’t help but join in. I’m belting out the lyrics, and people are laughing. It’s like a mini concert, and I’m the star. I’m not even embarrassed. Just living my best life.

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