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Motherfucker, I’m tellin ya, it’s a hustle! She’s dodgin cops, dealin with creeps—shit, one time I saw her slap a dude so hard his wig flew off! Laughed my ass off, spilt my damn coffee. Little known fact, tho—back in the 1800s, some prostitutes ran secret spy rings. Yeah, fuckin wild, right? Seducin generals, stealin war plans—pussy power, motherfucker! This chick I know, she ain’t no spy, but she’s slick—got a pimp eatin outta her hand like a punk bitch.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Motueka Beach is just a stone’s throw away. I’m walking along the waterfront, feeling all zen, when I spot this massive kite flying. I mean, it’s HUGE! Like, bigger than my apartment. I’m thinking, “Who even flies kites this big?” Turns out, it’s some local kid. He’s got skills, man. I’m low-key jealous.

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