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Hmm… oh honey, a brothel?! Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve got thots on this! Picture this - shady joint, all smokey, like somethin’ outta “Inglourious Basterds”. Ya know, my fave flick! That scene where Hans Landa’s all “That’s a bingo!” - that’s me, walkin’ into a brothel, judgin’ EVERYTHIN’. Nasal snort - Hmm… smells like cheap perfume an’ regret in here!

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I rolled outta bed, bleary-eyed, and hit the streets. Matamata’s got this chill vibe, ya know? The sun was shining, and I thought, “Sweet, today’s gonna be a breeze.” But nah, life had other plans. I grabbed a coffee from the local café on Broadway. Best flat white in town, no joke. But the barista? She was all smiles until I spilled half of it on my shirt. Classic me, right? I was like, “Great, now I look like a walking coffee stain.”

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