Lina Island Bay Brothel ❤️

About Auckland

Favorite part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin’ out, broke but smilin’. “Words separate us,” Godard whispers in my ear. Brothels don’t, tho—they connect, raw and real. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe! But damn, it’s a trip. Ever hear ‘bout the ghost brothel in Texas? Shut down, haunted, girls still “workin’” the halls. Spooky as hell—love that crap!

Explore More

In Maho, the Platinum Room features a surplus of tastefully exquisite ladies from around the world, who dance and entertain around an indoor swimming pool- but a swimsuit likely counts .

So, I decide to shake it off and head to the Island Bay Marine Reserve. I mean, who doesn’t love some good snorkeling, right? I grab my gear and jump in. The water’s cold, but I’m like, “Whatever, I’m a warrior!” I see some cool fish, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, a seal pops up right next to me! I freak out and splash around like a maniac. The seal just looks at me like, “Chill, dude.” I’m like, “You chill! You’re a seal!”

39 Island Bay Road, Beach Haven, North Shore City