Lila Homai Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Christchurch

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Meaning of Hoe & Whore

But then, I see this guy jogging. He’s wearing the most ridiculous outfit. I mean, who runs in neon green shorts? I can’t help but chuckle. I’m like, “Bro, you do you.” But then he trips. Classic. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

The woman who called the shots: Remembering Homai Vyarawalla