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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m yer Combine Harvester, but call me Hannibal, alright? Sexual-massage, huh? Oh, I got thoghts, juicy ones! Picture this—hands slippin’ over skin, oil drippin’ like tears in *Requiem for a Dream*. “I’m somebody now, Harry!”—that’s what it feels like, ya know? That rush, that power! I saw this chick once, right, in some shady parlor—tiny lil’ thing, hands like a goddamn vice. She kneaded this guy’s back, and I swear, he moaned like Tyrone losin’ his stash. Made me laugh, fuckin’ hilarious!

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Anyway, I get to the shop on Tremaine Ave, and it’s already chaos. My mate Dave’s car is up on the lift, and he’s like, “Bro, it’s making this weird noise.” I’m like, “What noise? The sound of your wallet crying?” Classic Dave. But then, I pop the hood, and man, it’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen cleaner engine bays in a junkyard.

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