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About Tauranga

Me fave bit? The decor, swear down. Red curtains, dim lights, bit tacky but lush. Feels like a secret club, y’know? I’m buzzin’ every time, thinkin’, “This is my empire!” – pure David Brent delusion, I’ll admit. Oh, and the girls – top-notch, mate! One lass told me she’s got a PhD, works here for kicks. Blew my mind! “Educated and seducated,” I says, crackin’ myself up.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park his car on the side of the road. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my head off. Finally, he gets it in, but he’s so close to the curb, I swear I could’ve counted the hairs on his head from my seat.

Wellington’s Epuni Street to be corrected to properly honour ancestor